jonathanegbert:

i had to get rid of those things in order to become a normal guy who doesn’t wind up on government watch lists for being weird.

And to think that this is the chucklehead who stole my maiden's first kiss. Next you'll tell me that sea bears and fairy-tales aren't real.

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jonathanegbert:

that is complete bullshit, and you know it.

Where is your wide-eyed sense of naïveté and child-like wonderment, sir. 

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Mine blog's music player, however? Still tasteful.

jonathanegbert:

before you go on another wordy tirade, let me thank you for coming back just in time to make a jab at my height. i was honestly kind of worried it would not sync.

Desole. That was a little harsh. Have you seen Gattaca? I believe it would not be out of the realm of possibility to similarly stretch your legs to a height more amenable. 

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I accidentally put something in my queue, as if I truly intended to restore full functionality to this antiquated tool.

well, thanks for gracing us with your presence again rose.

Pas de probleme, short stuff. Say, have I ever shown you this truly transcendent speech penned by Ayn Rand? 

In a way, the continued activity feed on this blog proves that even after a girl's thrown away her physical forme and exists wholly on the spiritual plane, feeding off of ritual sacrifices involving The Fountainhead and alternative sexualities. The Hush Sound gives this husk of a once-effervescent blog some vague spark of life, as a bird's nest growing in the carcass of a deer. 

It is as if I have been trapped in a lodging of my own devising, and then, suddenly, a thunder-strike illuminates all the houses aside. I don't know. Dave bullied me into using his hookah a week ago, and I've been high ever since.

what did you do
Anonymous

Classic misunderstanding. Appropriation of cultural rituals for use in black mass is perfectly acceptable under the Accords, Reprisal VI, Subsection XIII. And besides, the sacrifice of a sex worker shouldn’t be illegal in international waters. The fact that her heart happened to fly into my mouth and I happened to consume it is completely incidental and accidental.

The truth is boring.

where have you been?
Anonymous

Essentially in hiding. Certain elements have enacted a ploy against my life. I have dispatched them, mostly, but some threats remain. I should sooner retain radio silence and avoid possible disturbances at all costs.

Paranoid? Probably. But just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean there isn’t an invisible demon about to eat your face.

enchanteur-co:

Yumi Lambert in “Walking Dream” by Camille Viver for Vogue Thailand December 2013

enchanteur-co:

Yumi Lambert in “Walking Dream” by Camille Viver for Vogue Thailand December 2013

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metalgeartrivia:

Metal Gear Solid 3's battle with The Boss in the original Metal Gear's graphics.

metalgeartrivia:

Metal Gear Solid 3's battle with The Boss in the original Metal Gear's graphics.

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